You Cannot AKA Yourself

Listening to my favorite radio station out here this morning (88.9 FM), my ears were violently affronted by the following:

"You're listening to Tariq, AKA the architect and it's new music Wednesday."

First of all, "the architect" is about as pretentious as it gets. (I still love you 88.9, but let's call a spade a spade).

Second of all, you cannot AKA yourself.

And, second of all.